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Vtipy :o))

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Re: Vtipy :o))

Poslaťod Cathy » Štv Okt 30, 2014 9:10 pm

Šedňe sebe do taxika žena, hola jak ju Pan Buch stvoril. Taxikar na ňu patri, oči z ňej ňespušči.
- Co teľo na mňe patrice? Ešči sce ňigda holu ženu ňevidzel?
- Patrim, že skadzi vycahňece peňeži


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
BOSTON BRUINS :wub:

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Re: Vtipy :o))

Poslaťod Pasha » Pon Okt 26, 2015 9:25 am

Asi ste už ten vtip počuli, ale tak dám ho sem :rofl:

Vraví jeden policajt druhému:
- Fero, povedz "Loď".
- Loď.
- Do pi*i choď

Policajtovi Ferovi sa to zapáči, ide za manželkou a vraví jej:
- Drahá, povedz "Loď".
- Nepoviem, to bude nejaká somarina.
- No taaak, povedz "Loď".
- Loď.
- Choď do pi*i :lol: :lol:

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Re: Vtipy :o))

Poslaťod Adamx » Štv Nov 05, 2015 9:20 pm

Getzo5 píše:Obrázok

a aby bol aj nejaký vtip:

Prvá žena na Mesiaci:
- Houstone, máme problém!
- Čo?
- Ale nič, nechaj tak.
- Čo sa stalo?
- Nič...
- Tak mi to povedz
- Nie.

:giggle:


nj :D

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